To play, simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it! To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, to use the technical term) down to fit on your desk.

The numbered wheel tells you how many pumps you need to do while the second wheel determines where the willy must point! It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'. These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy.Most purchases from business sellers are protected by the Consumer Contract Regulations 2013 which give you the right to cancel the purchase within 14 days after the day you receive the item. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. Perfect for hen, stag, birthday or student parties and all other adult parties filled with laughs and jokes! uk accepts no liability for inaccuracies or misstatements about products by manufacturers or other third parties.

Please always read the labels, warnings, and directions provided with the product before using or consuming a product. If you’re lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to the left or right of you! We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game!Deliveries to the below locations are classed as Remote Location deliveries and take 1 additional working day to be delivered. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game.

After use, always empty the liquid from the container, pump Jizz to make sure no liquid remains, and wipe clean. Let's just say it's a disastrously hot eating experience - a right of passage (in every horrifying sense of the word). This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering everything from Furbys to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and everything in between.I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice.