assuming your tongue is still dry :/

I mean. People acting like Labour won. Labour didn't win. The Tories lost with a bloody awful campaign, bad policies and a terrible candidate for PM. 

He's still a whiny sack of shit.

Is it still poor taste if it's a preference because of the taste/mouthfeel and not because of its suitability as a hydration aid? I also drink a fair amount of uncarbonated water.

Labour lost but are better off than the conservatives... It's all relative. Hopefully, momentum is with us. Also it's fucking gold that May expected to wipe out labour and instead lost her majority.

Labour won on the terms set for the election - huge swings to the party that was 20 points behind before the campaign and the Tories no longer have a majority in the commons.

'Winning' isn't always about coming first.

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