The Bandsoc Oscars 2019: Traditional Version
Best Singer: Wil Harvey golden boy
Best Guitarist: Eden Short // Luke Eves
Best Drummer: Ashley (honourable mention to Connor Mos Eisley's tight double pedal work)
Best Bassist: Rares form the morgue
Best Keys: Bingledish
Best Use of Other Instrument: Melodica made me laugh!!
Favourite Band: Ellie Dickson and the boys were funky fresh, Shibboleth were v v cool
Best Song: one chorus of major minor
Best Front Person: don't think sohler could have won without wil
Best Band Name: linkedin park
Best Heat: 5
Ones to Watch For Next Year: i want river purple to make it to finals
The Bandsoc Oscars 2019: Epic Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: ashley had been growing his hair exclusively for his max ax skin
Best Dressed: i like it when jack from goldreed wears a suit
Most Unlucky: felt bad for RP in heat five but then they got wildcard and i ok:)
Best Technical Fault: assembly anti drummer lighting
Most Intense set: shibboleth heat 5
Best Banter: pascal
Worst Banter: 2 mins of post song smoking kills silence and then the bassist throws his jacket in the crowd
Most Entertaining: pascal
Catchiest Song: stick the kettle ooOoN
Best Judge: adam thompson
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: haystack
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: personally i love dog porn so JFG
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: all images without dog cock
Edgiest Band: incarnal sure sounded angry about something !
Chunkiest Riffs: shincarnal//inobeth
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: neil has had his fingers in many many pies
Best Singer: Brihadeesh
Best Guitarist: Luke Eves and Eden Short
Best Drummer: Ashley
Best Bassist: Dan Carlotta
Best Keys: Alex Jenkins
Best Use of Other Instrument:
Favourite Band: Ellie Dixon & Company
Best Soloist: Aarya
Best Song: Major minor
Best Front Person: Nicola Blasetti aka J Chavez
Most Improved: Incarnal
Best New Band: Linkedin Park. What a surprise to see 5 freshers do so well!
Best Band Name: FILD (a one man band but still a band)
Best Lyrics: Don’t blame it on Elvis for shaking his pelvis.
Ones to Watch For Next Year: River Purple
The Bandsoc Oscars 2019: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Tristan, don't know if you see your guitar at all while you play but it doesn't matter
Best Dressed: Max ax, Ashley in particular
Most Unlucky: Goldreed and Ollie's cold
Best Technical Fault: The mysterious story of the bass amp and the phantom cable yank
Most Intense set: Shibboleth in the heat
Best Banter: Max ax
Most Entertaining: Max ax
Best Playing Face: Dan Carlotta
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: worst or best?
Catchiest Song: No game
Best Judge: Adam Thompson because he loves Pascal <3
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: Incarnal, when they said “fuck pascal” we cried a bit
The Perry Hollebon Klein Award For Most Bands In Final: 4 pdf files
Edgiest Band: goldreed
Most Inanimate Performer: Jack from Goldreed
Chunkiest Riffs: Sohler
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Luke Eves
Best Judges Comment: Creativity.
Best use of hard drugs on stage (flour to be accurate): Pierre from Max ax
Best use of abdominal muscles on stage: Nicola
Most dangerous moment for the audience: Incarnal moshpit
Best love-hate relationship: LinkedIncarnal
Best Guitarist: Eden Short and Alessandro Brizzo.
Best Drummer: Shibboleth guy. honourable mention for Julia (in the heat)
Best Bassist: Rares for technical ability and shreds but best bass lines go to Oscar Pick - his bass work for Goldreed is truly excellent - if you wanna hear some perfect bass lines for the songs, go listen to him people!
Best Use of Other Instrument: Alessandro with the melodica
Favourite Band: Pascal (when you played the funk song) and Shibboleth in the heat.
Best Soloist: Didn't see any!
Best Song: Funk song by Pascal
Best Front Person: Will when with Sohler and Rowan in Shibboleth. Can't call it.
Most Improved: Pascal - different band from last final
Best New Band: Sohler obvs.
Best Band Name: River Purple is the only name coming to mind.
Best Lyrics: Yellow because it's easy
Ones to Watch For Next Year: River Purple/Goldreed/Sohler
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Tristan
Best Dressed: Pascal
Worst Dressed: Michael Buttigieg
Most Unlucky: Goldreed - how did you not get to the final with those songs.
Best Technical Fault: The bass amp - it's hilarious cos I had my own amp. Fuck you peasants.
Best Banter: Pascal
Worst Banter: The Smoking kills. I am sorry :(
Most Entertaining: Pascal
Best Playing Face: Chavez
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Oh fuck off
Catchiest Song: Ellies songs all of them. Spring Break.
Best Judge: Heats - Dan Botch. Semi: Flipside. Final: Buttigieg.
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: The Smoking Kills for the periods of silence between songs.
Edgiest Band: I can't remember any edgy bands
Most Inanimate Performer: The smoking kills bass
Chunkiest Riffs: Sohler/Incarnal
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: both shit init.
Best Judges Comment: Adam in the pit. The whole cunts fucked etc.
Worst memes: Alex Pickup - you should give up your admin rights.
Most offensive crowd member: Friend of mine that thought Neil was Brihadeesh
Biggest waste of playing fifth and last: Aarya and TSK.Band I want to join the most: Pascal. Funk song. FUNK SONG. AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU PIERE.
Best Singer: my gal Sophia! U only got a small glimpse but I hear that golden voice every day from my room when she showers
Best Guitarist: Luke
Best Bassist: Rares
Best Keys: Alex Jenko
Best Use of Other Instrument: melodica
Favourite Band: Ed n the boiz x2
Best Soloist: Aaryas heat
Best Song: bodak YELLO YELLO
Best Front Person: Wil
Most Improved: River Purple compared to botb last yr
Best New Band: obvs Sohler
Best Band Name: Maxi Axi
Best Heat: 55555
Best Lyrics: lemmeseeyoufkndie
Ones to Watch For Next Year: SON
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Sam Sutton in Maxi Axi
Best Dressed: JFG
Worst Dressed: JFG
Most Unlucky: goldyeet
Best Technical Fault: entirity of the finals
Most Intense set: shibby heat
Worst Banter: Smoking Kills
Most Entertaining: Maxi Axi
Best Playing Face: Julia
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Dan Carlotta
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: JFGs dog balls meme
Catchiest Song: Pretty Good (Forester)
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: incarnal
The Perry Hollebon Klein Award For Most Bands In Final: Neil
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: dark horse Ollie
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Ellie (Crike!!)
Edgiest Band: goldreEd
Most Inanimate Performer: JFG
Chunkiest Riffs: Incarnal
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Luke Jobanputra
Best Judges Comment: the whole cunts fucked