The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Trad Version
Best Singer: S.O.N
Best Guitarist: Eden
Best Drummer: Sam
Best Bassist: Taylor
Best Keys: benny
Best Use of Other Instrument: Sam’s use of cable pops
Favourite Band: Mechanoid
Best Soloist: ABI THE COOLEY
Best Song: Rich Boy
Best Front Person: William Harvinold
Most Improved: forester
Best New Band: Rattlesnake
Best Band Name: The Discs & Discourse Music Division
Best Heat: duno
Best Lyrics: NGL, I don’t listen to lyrics
Ones to Watch For Next Year: Rattlesnake
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair:
Best Dressed: Twistan
Worst Dressed: Eden (only cos I miss the kimono :I )
Most Unlucky: Sholer
Best Technical Fault: no monitors in assembly
Most Intense set: Mechanoid
Best Banter: Aarya
Worst Banter: Abi (not on stage, just in general)
Most Entertaining: SHOLER
Best Playing Face: maggot erotica
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: sam
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: Neil obvs
Catchiest Song: Overcoats song thats just the lick
Best Judge: Thompson
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: as a vegan….
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Ashley
Edgiest Band: goldreed
Chunkiest Riffs: SOHLER
Best Losers: Neil
Best Judges Comment: hetero lyrics
AT LONG LAST...THE OPINION YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: trad
Best Singer: Ollie, he's probably a machine sent from the future to bless us with amazing vocals, and for that, I welcome our robot overlords
Best Guitarist: On a technical level, it's the king of the widdly widdlers Rhys but on every other it's the immortal king of the SIMPS, HRH Luke eves I
Best Drummer: The immortal Sam Sutton
Best Bassist: Kaptain Klein, if I dyed my hair, would I have his mondo bass energy?
Best Keys: Benny boi
Best Use of Other Instrument: The drum machine in Maggot Erotica made Jonah leave the room lol
Favourite Band: Porcupine Tree Tamarack! I don't think I was in awe during a set as much as during your semi-final set, seriously mind-blowing shit
Best Soloist: Klein for the spoken word stuff. I LIVE for spoken-word interludes
Best Song: 'Over the fucking coast' by Sad baths. Post rock at it's finest
Best Front Person: I don't want to end up in the 9th circle, so it's gotta be our very own mecha boi Peter Morris
Most Improved: The virgin heat 1 Ronklesnek vs the CHAD heat 4 COBRA
Best New Band: Rattlesnake, good music, great memes
Best Band Name: Discs and discourse music division is a fucking awesome name
Best Heat: 5, how was everyone SO GOOD
Best Lyrics: fUcK wEeZeR
Ones to Watch For Next Year: hmmmm i'd love to just say Mechanoid but it's gonna have to be ronklesnek
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: MEMES
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: WHo has longer hair, me or Klein?
Best Dressed: Jesus himself appeared on stage after 1987 years of absence and all of you are too scared to call him fresh as fuck
Worst Dressed: Geoge's PJs
Most Unlucky: Tamarack :((((((((((((
Best Technical Fault: George yeeting that cable out at heat 1
Most Intense set: I had a friend message me the day after our semi-final performance complaining that we had caused him actual bodily harm with the two moshpits and now he considering getting his toe checked out . Weak.
Best Banter: I think i sneezed on stage at one point. That was pretty banterous.
Worst Banter: Everything else
Most Entertaining: Spicee ice mice dice lice niiiiiceeeee mums
Best Playing Face: https://imgur.com/DnVrfJt
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: https://imgur.com/xcf7W2D
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: Maggot erotic
Catchiest Song: Had 'hole in the ceiling' stuck in my head for 2 months
Best Judge: Everyone's saying Ruth, and while Ruth was great, JOHN WAS LEGEND
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: Erotic maggot
The Perry Hollebon Klein Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final: IS HE HUMAN?!
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: Rattlesnake are a meme
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Rattlesnake are a meme
Edgiest Band: Sad baths by a long shot
Most Inanimate Performer: Discs and discourse did sit down tbf
Chunkiest Riffs: TWISTWAN
Best Losers: Floorboard took it like champs
The Incarnal award for worst Losers: Lastflower did not take it like champs
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Jamboni
Best Judges Comment: NICE NICE NICE VERY
JFG Award for Guitar Tricks: widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY
The Rattlesnake award for cringeposting: Jonah
Cameron Hill award for Photography: Rythian
OPINION OVER
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Traditional Version
Best Singer: Will Harvey
Best Guitarist: Eden
Best Drummer: Ashley
Best Bassist: Rares
Best Keys: Benedict
Best Use of Other Instrument: ABI THREE YEARS RUNNING
Favorite Band: Sohler
Best Soloist: ABI
Best Song: Major Minor
Best Front Person: Maggot erotica
Most Improved: Goldreed
Best New Band: Son
Best Band Name: Zemli
Best Heat: Semi Final
Best Lyrics: THEY CANNOT BE STOPPEd
Ones to Watch For Next Year:
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Tristan Thompson
Best Dressed: Sad Baths
Worst Dressed: Sad Baths
Most Unlucky: TAMTAMTAM
Best Technical Fault: 5 cable pops to win boys
Most Intense set: Maggot erotica
Best Banter: Forester
Worst Banter: Floorboard
Most Entertaining: Mechanoid
Best Playing Face: Benedict
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Mr. Sutton
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: Neil
Catchiest Song: Major Minor
Best Judge: Whoever was the least heterosexual
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: I heard Luke Eves uses the Gamer word O-0
The Perry Hollebon Klein Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final:
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: The living meme that is Alex Jenkins
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Thompson
Edgiest Band: Maggot erotica
Most Inanimate Performer:
Chunkiest Riffs: Sohler
Best Losers: Floorboard in public
The Incarnal award for worst Losers: Floorboard in private
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Sophia
Best Judges Comment: V E R Y
JFG Award for Guitar Tricks: Eden bashing it onto the ground with 0 respect
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Traditional Version
Best Singer: Ollie (mainly for his three performances in the final)
Best Guitarist: Looke
Best Drummer: Ashley (are there any other jazz drummers in bandsoc?) but Mr. Sutton's contribution to Tamarack has been fab.
Best Bassist: Oscar (should be ruled that you can't name musicians in your own band)
Best Keys: Benné (as above)
Best Use of Other Instrument: Abi - kills it every time
Favourite Band: Overcoast - but I enjoyed Forester's set SO much in the final, much better than the semis.
Best Soloist: Aarya (by default?)
Best Song: Glassflower's "It's too late now to tell you how I fEEl" - stuck in my head for weeks now.
Best Front Person: Wil - I've never seen such relentless charisma
Most Improved: idk
Best New Band: Is Clearance new? Clearance.
Best Band Name: Forester - a short, sharp shock
Best Heat: 5?
Best Lyrics: Probably some of Ollie's
Ones to Watch For Next Year: Discs and Discourse - some great ideas, need more cohesion as a band
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: The Kleinster
Best Dressed: Andrew for introducing me to face jewels
Worst Dressed: Forester in the final
Most Unlucky: Glassflower
Best Technical Fault: Ffor getting away with it - still don't understand how nobody seemed to notice.
Most Intense set: Overcoast
Best Banter: Wil
Worst Banter:
Most Entertaining: Flobo
Best Playing Face: Benny
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face:
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: Everyone who piled on the semi-final comments (Will anyone next year even know who Phil Mountford is?)
Catchiest Song: Venus
Best Judge: idk
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band:
The Perry Hollebon Klein Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final:
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: Luke's had some good ones
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Sorry Adam...
Edgiest Band: What a dumb category
Most Inanimate Performer: Discs (but also me)
Chunkiest Riffs:
Best Losers: Not flobo lol
The Incarnal award for worst Losers:
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians:
Best Judges Comment: The ableist comment was some of the best comedy I've seen
JFG Award for Guitar Tricks:
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Traditional Version
Best Singer: Wil Harvey
Best Guitarist: Luke
Best Drummer: Ashley
Best Bassist: Rares
Best Keys: Big Daddy Jenkins
Best Use of Other Instrument: Abi Cooley (hands down every year)
Favorite Band: Forester
Best Soloist: Aarya
Best Song: MAJOR MINOR
Best Front Person: Wil Harvey
Most Improved: Forester
Best New Band: Flooded Basement
Best Band Name: Mechanoid
Best Heat: 4
Best Lyrics: The Burger King/Girlfriend escapade
Ones to Watch For Next Year: Rattlesnake
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Andrew Klein
Best Dressed: Tristan
Worst Dressed: Andrew Klein
Most Unlucky: Tomahawk?
Best Technical Fault:
Most Intense set: The Smoking Kills
Best Banter: Fuck Weezer
Worst Banter: Floorboard
Most Entertaining: Tamrak
Best Playing Face: Callum Baines
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Sam Sutton
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: The Assembly
Catchiest Song: Pantomime
Best Judge: Thompson
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: Apparently Forester
The Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final: Ollie
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: Luke
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Thompson
Edgiest Band: Sohler
Most Inanimate Performer:
Chunkiest Riffs: Sohler
Best Losers: Not Floorboard
The Incarnal award for worst Losers: Quite possibly floorboard
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Naomi
Best Judges Comment:
JFG Award for Guitar Tricks: JFG
Best Singer: Wil Harvee
Best Guitarist: Tristan Thompson
Best Drummer: Sam Suttoff
Best Bassist: Andrew Petit
Best Keys: alexmcalexface
Best Use of Other Instrument: Fluteboard
Favourite Band: The Smoking Kills
Best Song: I Rebel (the smoking kills)
Best Front Person: Wil Harvayy
Most Improved: Ollie from overreedance
Best New Band: Overcoast?
Best Band Name: Sad Bath
Best Lyrics: “I look to you with tears in my eyes as I won’t be the one to end your life” or whatever it is.. Ollie I hope ur okay x
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Peter Morris
Best Dressed: Neil before he stripped
Worst Dressed: Neil after he stripped
Most Unlucky: Anyone who had to talk to Rares after the final..
Best Technical Fault: Assembley
Most Intense set: Tamarack
Worst Banter: Peter Morris
Most Entertaining: Peter Morris
Best Playing Face: Rares
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Rares
Catchiest Song: Penus (glassflower)
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: Kepler
The Perry Hollebon Klein Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final: Glassflower
Chunkiest Riffs: Sad Bath
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: sam sutton
Best Judges Comment: very
JFG Award for Guitar Tricks: I don’t like guitars or tricks
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Trad
Best Singer: Ollie
Best Guitarist: Luke Eves
Best Drummer: Harry Rance
Best Bassist: Lisa
Best Keys: Alex
Best Use of Other Instrument: Floorboard flutist
Favourite Band: Tamarack
Best Soloist: Aarya
Best Song: In Pursuit (Mechanoid)
Best Front Person: Wil
Best New Band: Ronklesnek
Best Band Name: Clearance
Best Heat: 5
Ones to Watch For Next Year: Rattlesnake
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Andrew
Best Dressed: Wil
Worst Dressed: Neil
Most Unlucky:
Best Technical Fault: Assembly
Most Intense set: Mechanoid
Best Banter: Tamarack
Worst Banter: Goldreed
Most Entertaining: Overcoast
Best Playing Face: Andrew
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Rares
Catchiest Song: Sedative
The Perry Hollebon Klein Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final: Ollie
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: Cameraman
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Cameraman
Most Inanimate Performer: George
Best Losers: Mechanoid
The Incarnal award for worst Losers: Glassflower
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Taylor Adams
Best Judges Comment: The Snake One
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Traditional Version
Best Singer: Ollie - vox were amazing
Best Guitarist: Luke in the final made everyone jealous
Best Drummer: Ashley without question - sorry but your band wishes they had him
Best Bassist: Andrew for tekkers, Sam Sutton for sound (easily the best in that final), Ollie for holding down, Rares for savoury
Best Keys: Floorboard duo (they swapped)
Best Use of Other Instrument: Floorboard flute/trumpet/sax
Favourite Band: Floorboard - fucking robbed.
Best Soloist: Flute solo in Floorboard (still counts)
Best Song: Final Floorboard song - literally got up from judging and went into crowd and had a tear in my eye.
Best Front Person: Ollie, Will close second
Most Improved: Forrester hands down
Best New Band: Overcoast
Best Band Name: Not gonna lie, they were all shit.
Best Heat: Only saw four, so four.
Best Lyrics: Overcoast single
Ones to Watch For Next Year: Sohler will be back with vengeance
The Bandsoc Oscars 2020: Fun Version
Best On Stage Use Of Hair: Alex from Floorboard
Best Dressed: Me
Worst Dressed: Me
Most Unlucky: Tamarak - they SHOULD have been in final based on semi (sorry Forester) and heat (i'm such a cunt). Also Floorboard - had overcoast not been last we might have had different winners...
Best Technical Fault: 5 of the bass players in the final who sounded like literally ass - Speak to Sam Sutton for good tonez
Most Intense set: For movement Sohler (not for music - yeah fuck you)
Best Banter: Fuck Weezer comment in heat 4
Worst Banter: Me here
Most Entertaining: Floorboard
Best Playing Face: Floorboard
The Dan Carlotta Award For Worst Bass Face: Still me - nobody looks half as bad as me
The Phil Mountford Award For Dissent And Displeasure: Oh fuck off
Catchiest Song: Third song by forrester
Best Judge: Adam Thompson - he goes to all the heats, goes to Semi for love and does a great job organising the final.
The Haystack Award For Most Offensive Band: You are literally all a bunch of kind souls
The Perry Hollebon Klein Rosoman Award For Most Bands In Final: So fucking dumb - commit to one band you incestuous cucks
The Sam Sutton Award for best memes: I don't remember any standouts - up your game team
The Alex Pickup Award for worst memes: Poor Adam.
Edgiest Band: Sohler
Most Inanimate Performer: Oscar
Chunkiest Riffs: Lisas band
Best Losers: Floorboard - genuinely gutted for you
The Incarnal award for worst Losers: Sorry Rares XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD (had tamarak been in final you would have been 5th so count your blessings).
The Luke Eves and Neil Jobanputra award for being fucking session musicians: Floorboard - only musicians in the comp that could be session musicians (OHHHHH)
Best Judges Comment: Sound like three doors down - Doug (or something like that)
JFG Award for Guitar Tricks: Heat 4 Goldreed
Lisa Malki
adam, you've been gunning for the award all year don't lie