Right, ok, pretty simple - the internet is full of warped, but interesting stuff - go forth and find it and bring it back here. No submissions from rotten.com, et al though, thats severely not cool.
This is more warped, less interesting...unless you consider it to be a fascinating document of the marriage between gluttony, stupidity and a hopeless desire for recognition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uwmWZJ ... re=related
This is just terrifying. Although somehow I doubt it was ever a kids programme...
Also just an excuse to draw even more attention to this magical, magical photo: