With the measuring complete, the fitter lady reached into the box and pulled out a new lacy white bra and handed it to me without looking up from her clipboard of employee names. Welcome to Downblouse where we dedicate our appreciation to the 8th wonder of the world, DOWNBLOUSE. While walking to the bosses’ office I rehearsed what I would say to them if they asked me bare the boobs. Sorry ladies, not a clear cut case of sexual harassment. It was a bra manufacturer. He makes and designs bra’s for a living. With her eyes wide, Sally said with embarrassment, “No! I had to take off my shirt and bra while he sat there and watched the whole time!”

The more I thought about the whole scenario, the angrier I got until I was filled with rage! No one except my doctor and husband had seen me naked and if I wanted to flaunt my boobs, then I definitely wasn’t going to do it for my boss or for just a bra. So I decided that no matter what the consequence, the boss man was not going to see my boobs.I already knew all of this information. I had been working there long enough to hear everything I ever wanted to know about bras and breasts. Not as bad as the Victoria’s Secret CEO who literally scrutinizes his models on national television as they parade around in front of him. I’m thinking the Victoria’s Secret show is much more chauvinistic than the events described above. Bra sales are good because women wear them to keep healthy circulation in the tissue of the boobs, sisters, gals, jugs, mama jamas or whatever you choose to call the breasts. Not only do women wear bras for the health reasons, but also to entice and turn men on sexually. Being a guy, boobs tend to cause a dramatic drop in our intelligence, but I was truly appalled by this man’s conduct. People like that, are the reason why women think men are pigs ?! The cute brunette named Paula, who was ten years her senior said, “Are you fitted over your clothes?”

Anyway, bra sales were great for this company. I worked in the accounting office and still reaped the benefits of reduced prices on products. Since I was a newlywed, the apparel was quite appreciated. That’s a subject I’m sure my ex-husband would rather I not explore too in-depth. Let’s just say it wasn’t boring. The woman started telling me about the importance of having the proper sized bra and how the breast tissue should be COMPLETELY in the cup on the sides. Breast tissue that hangs outside the cup on the side doesn’t get the proper circulation and research has shown that it can cause health problems. Some people take this advice to heart while other bloggers write whatever they want to say regardless of the lawsuits that get slapped against them.

He actually looked angry when he spoke next saying, “Just measure her on top of all her clothes,” making it very apparent that he thought I was wearing enough layers to survive in the North Pole. The ENTIRE time that I stood listening to her speech, the boss man watched me. I couldn’t help but think about how perverted this man was to do this to all his female employees. Wow! That wouldn't fly these days. That man would have had one heluva law suit on his butt. You certainly did the right thing.